Man Clauses: Clause #1 - NEVER BUY A RANGE ROVER

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Clause #1 - NEVER BUY A RANGE ROVER

Sorry, this doesn't have much to do with life on Man Clauses. Let me save you all some trouble if you have ever considered buying a Range Rover.

Three things (and understand them well):

1. Never buy ANY vehicle from Land Rover

2. Never buy ANY vehicle from Land Rover

3. Never buy ANY vehicle from Land Rover

2 comments:

Anonymous said...: my comment:

4. NEVER BUY ANY VEHICLE FROM LAND ROVER!; July 15, 2008 at 3:06 PM
Anonymous said...: never look at any vehicle from Land Rover sheesh!; July 16, 2008 at 11:01 AM

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