This blog is maintained by three individuals: Tyler Uncle Jeff, and Coach. Tyler resides in Las Vegas and works for an oil company. Uncle Jeff lives in Argentina and is a freelance graphic designer. Coach also lives in Las Vegas and is an educator. We are single guys. You could say we have certain particularities about women...
All men have deal-breakers when it comes to women they meet. When I say deal-breakers, I mean certain turn-offs that no matter how amazing a woman - it could NEVER work. That being said, there are also some things that are better understood in conversation by just referring to it as a clause. Basically, it's an understanding you can have with your guy friends that is also like knowing Eastern Swahili from the 5th dynasty, or some other cool language that no one else knows. Think of it as speaking in code while saving time.
Keep in mind that:
1. All clauses are a complete random number - sometimes certain numbers relate to certain topics. For instance, there's a strip club clause that happens to be #69. Go figure.
2. All clauses come with a pretty good story.
3. All clauses come from a personal life experience. It's real. We've done it, and now we're telling you about it.
4. At no point to we ever mean to offend anyone on Man Clauses. It is our full intention to keep this site as anonymous as possible. If there is ever a reference to an actual person, they will be identified using a different name we choose. If for some reason, you read something in here and get offended because you think it's you, just send an email and ask. Otherwise, don't be mad because we call it how we see it.